First Job

Employee: (n) A person who works for another person in return for financial or other compensation.
Also (v) The act of enslaving someone to do your bidding, no matter how ridiculous, with the knowledge that they will accomplish the task due to the fact that they are bound to you via your payment, no matter how low, of their services.

I just got my very very first job...EVER! Excited. If you've ever been to a BYU-sponsored banquet and seen the solemn-looking people clad in black (the ones who bring you your food) then you have seen my fellow workmates at work. Catering is so much fun! It's amazing. Their scheduling is horrendous, and you seldom know you're working 24 hours ahead of time, but it's worth it! You know, as far as first jobs go...